How To: Make An Enemy

Amalia, Journalist

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Hi, today I’m going to show you how to make an enemy or enemies. This is just for fun, and it’s not a “MUST DO”.

  1. Look for someone that is a showoff/person that brags a lot/person who thinks they are so cool
  2. Decide to not like them and cannot stand them
  3. Think of a code name of the enemy/enemies
  4. Talk about them in secret
  5. Walk past the enemies/enemy and brag, or and act better than them/enemy once and a while
  6. Make sure they know nothing… (about how you hate the enemies/enemy)
  7. (Optional) Apologize